I would be interested in seeing a chart of the cost of various pigments over this same time period. Is it possible the prominence of orange in paintings may be related to its cost compared to blue as much as any artistic reason?

So Keaton as an older Batman for a Batman Beyond movie? Yes No Maybe So?

Battlejuice!

The more I see him, the more I wonder if Birdman was a fictionalized documentary. He is turning into Riggan Thomson more every day.

I'm...Bat-juice

He could do a two-face like character, half beetlejuice half batman. beetle-man. or bat-juice.

I know! And the way it looks up at the caregiver; "I love you mommy". Aghh!

Oh my god it has a little pacifier! A batcifier! Squeeeeeee.

The largely obligatory... :)

You have hit it exactly. This is no different than being an asshole customer in a restaurant. Never mess with the people making or delivering your food.

But it WAS a hoax. They were correct. He didn't want the stupid cake, he just wanted them to not make the cake. What are the odds that was the first bakery he called? How many cakes did he "order" and then cancel?

No, people aren't equally shitty on either side, because refusing to print a hateful message on a cake…

Yeah, I live in Missouri, and my local grocer had 8 oz strip steaks on sale for $4 a piece. He can afford them.

Not to nitpick, and it absolutely should be in the bible, but "Be excellent to one another" is actually a quote from Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure.

I just... I don’t understand the logic. You’re getting the same amount of money from the state, regardless of what you eat, and shitty processed foods which undoubtedly will not be banned can be just as expensive as buying a fresh fish filet. I used to get so much shit because I bought organic food when I was on food…

Oh, boy. Someone mentioned how the homosexual agenda!!1! was targeting businesses that wouldn't serve gay marriages or causes only to shame them when they declined to provide a service the other day. So, uh. *points to this*

Let's be complete here. The bakery *was* going to make an appropriate cake for the message. However, when it became clear that the employees just couldn't shit enough, even after a whole box of Ex-Lax, they just didn't have enough appropriate ingredients on hand to make a suitable cake.

Use a few tablespoons of it to make chasseur sauce, then pour that sauce on some meat, then eat it, then die happy.

I'll give you all a real deal on my Cotton Consommé - just $7 a cup. It promotes ketones, removes toxins in your bloodstream, and offers a natural immune boost.

Make a stock and then reduce it into a demi-glace. I don't know where I would use this, but it sure looks like fun.

I worked in restaurants all throughout my 20's. Sexual harassment is a part of the job, so much so that, as both CA Pinkham and the woman in this story say, you just grow accustomed to it being a part of the job, ESPECIALLY from the kitchen staff. I have this strange feeling even typing this, that just acknowledging…