His eyes lit up. He perked up his head and asked if I was kidding. I told him of course not, and that he should never be ashamed of having something that makes him happy. I let him know that in the game design program at my college, we had problems keeping the programmers on task because all the grown men couldn't…

It's like Behind Closed Ovens for nerds. I love it!

Stop Wasting Fruit!

There's a similar story in my family: my dad brought in our VCR because it wasn't working. He goes to pick it up and the repairman asks him, "Do you have any kids?" The reason he asked is because inside the VCR was a bunch of little plastic toy pizzas (the kind that came with the TMNT Pizza Shooter).

You obviously haven't seen many 2 year olds. I have one of those things and trust me... they can get around.

Omg the last story made me laugh so much LOOL "an older gentleman" haha Pikaaaaa

As ridiculous as it sounds, I can sympathize with credit-card lady. When I was 13 and we got our first computer, a nice and shiny PC running a 386SX (20Mhz I believe, but it's been a while). CDs were pretty new at the time, and an associate of my mothers who was proclaimed as a "computer guy" kept telling me that…

I'm glad you guys liked the story. It's one of the select few experiences I had there that wasn't totally awful. :D

On that last story I have to wonder if it was intentional and the guy was one of those pervs that gets off on people watching him crank one out.

You'll probably get some hate for this, surprisingly. I completely agree though.

The gentleman came in with his video camera a couple hours later. The video started with the back of his television and then immediately cut to him masturbating on his bed for five seconds then back to the television.

The Pokemon story warms my heart. That poor kid must've been verbally abused at school or something. Probably by kids who think Nintendo is "immature" because it's not full of guts an swearing.

"Our first-aid kit is just an empty box," Campbell said on Monday.

Speaking of McDonalds, Colin, did you hear that the judge in that lawsuit trying to block the $15 pay raise in Seattle told them to fuck right off?

And I don't think it's like people are forcing mustard on McDonald's workers.

But McDonald's, like all food establishments, are required to have appropriate first aid available for workers, as well as a process for addressing and reporting workplace injuries. Advising a worker who reports a burn to put mustard on it is…

...but some local judges are still declining to issue marriage licenses. The state's Supreme Court has insisted the ban is constitutional.

Nah, the headline actually should be "A cosplayer is one of 100 potential people who will star on a gimmicky reality show and won't ever leave the planet, much less get to Mars". The whole thing is pure fantasy, and it is going to suck bad for those people when they finally realize it.

Actually, based on how Mars One is being run, the headline should really be "A cosplayer is one of 100 potential people who will die a horrible death before getting to Mars."

I wonder if it is really the bum smacking manager pretending to be a woman and using words he think a feminist would use.

I know. I was making fun of both "manegeress" and "feministic".