True. And maybe take just a few seconds to go ahead and call 911. I know it’s not as fun, but.

Horizontally too biatch.

He took it to a BMW dealership, they took one good look at it and said “Yep, that there is a BMW.”

You... you own the city of Philadelphia? Knew it's not worth a lot but had no idea you purchased it.

This doesn’t appear to be private property, though. It’s street parking.

So how does it work in the US, if you parking in a No Parking area the tow truck can just come and take your car away or do you need Police sign off? In Toronto a Police officer has to ticket your vehicle and then have an assigned tow truck come and take your vehicle.

Read the article.

Meh. Well maybe not meh because it’s pretty good, but the Elmiraj is much much sexier.

Man, the Acura RSX owner throwing money on the ground is my new favorite WTF moment of Jalopnik.

Cute. How about a one that just throws it back.

I much prefer the Minis they had in London.

Checking....nope, still ugliest ugly car.

Audi has been killing it lately with commercials:

This “Age of outrage” is reaching a breaking point. It really makes me wonder where we, as a society, are headed.

Your life’s a joke, you’re broke.

It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear...

No one told us things were gonna be this way

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

I think your comment is the only thing here lacking intelligence. The assumption that someone is dim because they participate in a sport is not only monumentally ignorant, it also happens to be incorrect. People that participate in athletic activity almost always do better scholastically. But please, tell me again…