So did he.

Don’t feel bad. I grew up playing hockey with Phil Kessel. I had fried chicken for dinner.

From swimming in meets to swimming in meat.

Does anybody not like him besides people who think weed is the devil?

Should have chosen Subway

He doesn’t owe us shit, and maybe, just maybe, he’s not trying to be the most popular person in the world.

Reflecting on the fact I used to swim in the same meets as Phelps and now here I am eating my Quizno’s.

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

When President Trump brings all those jobs back to our shores, America will produce nothing but Chinese flags.

That’s what officials get for buying flags that were Made in China.

This has everything to do with the franchised dealer model. To the average reader out there, this was a error on the part of Mercedes-Benz, not the local independent dealer. The M-B brand took the hit far more than the offending dealer did.

Why do you feel sorry for the dealership? They were allegedly assholes to this customer and the will lose future business because of it.

This dealership is probably in the midst of a very unpleasant conversation with MBUSA representatives right now. A invitation to leave the Mercedes-Benz dealer family is being drafted as we speak.

Man, there's nothing better than seeing Phelps on top of the podium. I don't know what it is about the olympics but I get all Republican with my obnoxious patriotism every 4 years.

He entered thirteen hundredths of a second behind and handed off to the next leg a full second ahead. In a distance that is usually decided by those hundreths. The guys a swimming god.

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When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

it doesnt matter what you think is or isnt valuble.

It’s understandable that anyone would try and save their stuff in this situation.