Plans to protest at every Dolphins game.

Sees a #12 jersey attempting a kiss.

Same here with smoking.  The thought of even having a cigar just sounds awful, even though you don’t inhale it, it just sounds terrible.  

Agreed on all accounts, although my buddy who lives in the North End took me out once where he was friends with the owner (because he eats there non-stop for good reason) where the owner made us an entire meal, all courses off-menu.  Just asked what kind of meat we felt like eating and away he went.  One of the best…

Best AYCE Food is indeed bacon.

I get the feeling this is a romance story where Joe Buck is involved somehow.........

Bad sports owners don’t spend money where it can improve the featured product.

100% he wants him out.  I’m still haunted from the end of his 2016 Election Night Special, when after the election was called he pretty much broke character and was talking to the camera about how could it come to this?  He looked literally devastated.  

Love the rug.  Really ties the room together.

The Blackwatch Pub in Upland, CA has a near identical womens bathroom. A co-worker & I used to go there after work for a quick pint and my wife eventually joined us after a few weeks. The first time she went to use the facilities she called us over, held the door open so we could look and laugh (it was empty, I feel…

You’re not as far off as you may think with 30%.  There were 4 players this year over 30% of their fly balls left the park.  

Fair point.

Wouldn’t the MLB & Owners in secret changing the ball to inflate offense, unintentionally inflate offensive player value? They already don’t want to pay the players a market rate, so why inflate the market rate?

Yes, that is precisely it. What’s even MORE horrifying is the other side where the hair forward of his ear (directly above where a sideburn would be) is like 18" long and swoops to the top and back of his head.

Not all shitbags are St. Louis fans, but all St. Louis fans are shitbags.

Thank you thank you thank you.  I can’t stop laughing.  

But would you follow in my footsteps and buy a TRUE hit king Cubs Matt Murton jersey?

He should just manage the Marlins, that way he would never be seen on TV or in person during his tenure.  

Well put on all accounts.  Splinter was a place I took refuge after Gawker went down (part of why this sucks so much) because they did cover a variety of topics.  Now I have to find someplace to take Splinters spot in my browsing.  

First Gawker, now Splinter.  Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.