Coolio came to my university in the late 2000's.  Mid-sized university in northern Wisconsin wasn’t quite his scene so he left when people were yelling Gangsters Paradise during the first 2 songs.  

My dream has come true!

Will there be a Deadspin Awards this year? and what size helmet will Drew wear?

Alanis would fit in as a Deadspin EIC with her awful pizza take.

So on Monday can we expect to see Worst Foods to Barf?

Funny looking bear.

Soooo.......when are we partying together?

No, just a pedophile.

Being asked to sign a ball is nothing to lose your head over.

I was about to get upset, but then I remembered I’m only there for Brunch.

But was his face CGI? I was expecting to see Dewey but he looked so much like Charlie that I was unnerved by it.  

This is good.  Dude Ranch is one of my top 5 favorite albums of all time & the best of Blink-182.

They had to have Googled (probably used Bing because they’re all dumbshits) labor talking points.

Lets Remember Some Other Guys who hit many dongs in the minors but couldn’t hit a damn ball in the majors:

Chris, I notice you didn’t mention a centaur painting of yourself. I bet you already have one, we all should.

Don’t forget Wrigley, entirety of the renovations are privately funded.

I honestly WANTED the Confederate show, and badly. Yes, it would be tough to watch, hit every nerve and make (hopefully) most Americans wildly uncomfortable.

Orange County only JUST flipped blue in the house during the 2018 election.

Cubs: Firing Joe Maddon every other loss.

Co-opting Championships: