I’m from Janesville (where he’s from). He couldn’t even win Rock County when he was on the 2012 ticket. Everyone knows the Ryans (extended family included) and everyone hates them. He used to come speak to our AP Government class at his old HS frequently, he doesn’t even show up anymore (students wont have it).

So the NCAA sells the March Madness rights for 1B, where exactly does that 1B go? I’ve always been under the impression that team travel, food, ect.....are all paid by the Universities Athletic Department.

I’m partial to the story I believe he told during his HOF induction speech about when he was younger and waited in the parking lot after a game to meet Reggie Jackson. Reggie comes out and when asked for an autograph, instead of signing a slip of paper, he hands Ricky a pen, which has Reggie’s signature printed on…

Best kind of pockets on pants? Cargo? Zipper? Mid-Thigh?

Wait...what? Theo didn’t even bring Manny to Boston. But I guess the 200+ dongs he hit in Cleveland don’t count as him “getting good”

A good friend of mine pitched in the Mets farm system with Kaz. He claims Mets officials searched his room and found a cigar box of weed & PEDd tucked under his bed. That triggered the trade.

Please please please go to Cleveland

So apparently Brady & Gronk support Trump now

In a similar fashion, I celebrated by slapping mine

Don’t care

Does Detroit’s sign say “No Butt Eating”?

So for a fellow Deadspin commenter, I saw you hit up the staff chat for a job:

Who’s coming over from Gawker?

Future Cardinal player

Murdered black person

Before I die, I want to see a planned flip where the bat ends up in the players dugout caught by a teammate acting as caddy (i.e. happy gilmore club throw)

lol wut?

How long have you been waiting on Deadspin for this to post?

There’s “playing the game the right way” and “playing the game the wrong way”. AJ didn’t “play the game the right way”, he “played the game the wrong way” to the people who enjoy to see athletes “play the game the right way” but he went about “playing the game the wrong way” all wrong in the eyes of fans and Deadspin…

Do you get angry emails from Will Leitch after every post? Because I hope these anger him. I would find that very amusing.