No, in Philly it's called "What's happening in the game? I'm too drunk and beating the shit out of this guy because I think its Santa".

I see what you did there

I don't see the stain where they used this to wipe Tebows ass and lose all credibility

Of course he's stuck around campus, theres no ramps there to let him leave.

I think the restaurant he opened in Chicago is up on the list of travesties.

I'm opening my own bar in Boston with the Ryan Lochte Derek Jeter tribute name Jeah Yeets. Specialize is eats, the special is beets.

No, Gerrit Cole instigated the hug, soon we'll all read about the outrage for his lack of accountability in hugs

Clearly the pine tar doesn't work, not even helping his hat stick straight on his head

No Nevada Smiths?