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And if you’re a responsible gun owner, I most likely won’t enen know that you have it on you. So there’s no problem!

It seems that the way to make driving in Russia safer, is to ban Russians from driving.

It will hurt the goggles more than it will hurt you.

But what about the Audi allroad on Bilzzak...SCREW PROPELLED VEHICLE. I think people are missing the point. Not cars that do well in the snow, not what your hometown Mr. Plow drives. Notice all the n ot street-legalness.

Areola America, South Dakota. Next on the Smithsonian Channel.

I would imagine you could swap out the word "Army" with "Navy" and tell the exact same story. Motorcycle safety course? Of course YOU don't need it. It's just that with the track record of 99% or E-5 and below crashing at least once, the Navy (or Army) has to say it tried.

Matt, this page needs a scoreboard of some type. There should be a ticker or something, to show how many crimes Jalopnik readers have helped to solve. Not only are Jaloppers the ones to tell you makes and very specific models, users in a given area are likely to know specific cars in that area. And who doesn't like to

It's not the ugliest Aztec ever made...but it's close.

No making fun of Miatas...unless you donate!

No making fun of Miatas...unless you donate!

In a case like this, which takes precedence, the normally unstoppable urge to shit one's self or the pucker factor?

No, because Pastor Maldonado.

Ha ha! The last guy, "You want us on mike or Lima?" (poke poke)

If it is found that he caused that wreck, it's time to black flag that guy's career.

The 60K was so much of a pain in the ass (but so necessary) that it was just as easy to pull the engine out of a Taurus and stick it in an ugly ass Sable wagon. Cool car, but CRACK PIPE!

One other thing that sucked about owning a SHO was trying to have work done on it. Ford dealers in San Diego wanted nothing to do with it. The service managers at two local dealers didn't even know what it was. There was a SHO Shop way up in Huntington Beach but the owner was kind of a crook and a shitty businessman.

Is there another version of this picture with more concrete wall? Maybe, 3/4 of the picture?

I had a '92 5 speed SHO. The car was a lot of fun to drive, but it was slightly less than reliable. I sold it to some shit from fresno and he threw a rod the very next day. The plate is now on a 2002 Audi S6.

I bet Cabot did it!

Is your brother Eugene?