I've been there many many times and now that I'm retired, I'm happy to say that I never have to go back. It's not a secret base, but since the general population isn't invited, it's one of the lesser-known Channel Islands. The SEALs do their thing in their area, everyone else does their thing somewhere else. The…

Car taking up your whole pedestrian lane? Stand your ground. As long as you have a camera rolling and you're sure you're in the right, go ahead and break both of your collarbones to prove a point.

is this just an elaborate plan to tell Kimi to find a new team?

They? You mean the Ecclestone family?

Those aren't two of them.

That's not entirely true. The fastest car is actually your friend's rental car. You'll get another thenth out of the car when your name isn't on the rental agreement, whether that tenth comes on snow, a sand dune, a dragstrip, or the rental agency parking lot.

Of course JPM wants whole milk. I'm surprised he doesn't want buttermilk.

Those are the two ugliest lesbians I have ever seen/

I got $50 on Sato crashing out 30 laps in. Who wants in?

His neighbors must LOVE him.

1...2...3NOT IT!

And Juan Pablo Montoya was NOT involved, right?

Whever these kooks are, their goal was to get their letter reviewed by Jalopnik. Mission accomplished. When Teslas start producing chem trails, we'll have a story.

Does no one in Hednesford own a yellow flag?

Hi, OnStar. I wanted to let you know I just ran an 11.07 at 128.

I would say the same thing about GM.

I don't want to buy a crayon drawing of the TG Hilux. I want to buy the actual truck.