This. I have been a Warriors fan for 30+ years, and 99% of my experience has been disappointment and heartbreak, I am more than used to it. Losing in the Finals up 3-1 is still the second best thing that’s ever happened to us.

I know a lot of Warriors fans, living in Northern California, and they aren’t that devastated or get all angry or sad when 3-1 is brought up. They just shrug and like, “yep”. I think this is the kind of burn that is better directed at the players.

This would be far more entertaining if the Warriors hadn’t just won the championship a year earlier. Say, if these were the Browns brownsing it, Blair Walsh bonking one off the upright for the Vikings, or the Chargers blowing a 34-point fourth-quarter lead, all in the Superbowl or something, leaving those fanbases…

The entire idea that he could is inherently untestable. They take the fact that Bernie did very well in the swing states Clinton lost, but ignore the fact that Clinton barely attacked him during the primary and essentially let him do his own thing without challenging him, even as she praised him from time to time. She…

I’m not sure Bernie should be making pronouncements right now. The Pew data coming in shows that Trump won a majority of young white people - who went mostly for Bernie in the primaries. That means that a sizable chunk of Sanders’ supporters jumped party.

Okay, maybe I am just super cynical right now, but seeing how the evening turned out, I just don’t believe someone that could be branded as a socialist Jewish person by the opposition was going to carry the midwest states and rural areas Hillary couldn’t (and I’m saying that as a Jewish person). Edited: maybe he…

“And so, while Sanders’s description of Trump voters fits nicely into his own important agenda of bringing to light and combating devastating income inequality...”

I love how people believe in the insane idea that Bernie could have beaten Trump with a platform of raising taxes on everyone to pay for what most people in America would call handouts, especially for minorities and young people. LOL to infinity.

Funnily enough, I’m still blaming the millions of people who voted for Trump first.

That’s great and all Bernie, but your one-note Millennial issue concerns are why you tanked the 35+ black and Latino vote, and therefore didn’t win the nomination.

What about Kim’s daughter? She’s black Armenian so kinda hard to shade

Makes me haiku badly:

Not even ranked previously, make strong move right to the top. Not sure what it is, but they really don’t seem to like you guys (despite all the help you gave them!). Unclear if Deadspin will be considered “Press” (ED: I hope not, as I’d really miss the Dick Joke Jambaroo)

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

I work with people who talk about term limits like they’d be a good thing. And my response is always “if no one doing the job has been there for more than 4 years, no one is going to know what they’re doing. Instead of 30 year congressmen, you’ll have a majority leader’s chief of staff or a party boss who hangs…

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

This is modern day Nazi Germany in it’s infancy. We need to stamp it out before it gets too powerful.

I mean, he’s probably right, but this is still me rn:

I’m sorry, Mr. President. Teach me how to say good-bye.