I’ll be tossing back mazel tov cocktails.

POLL WORKERS UNITE!!!!

I’m going to be a poll worker, so I won’t be drinking anything but coffee and water. Once I get home, though, I’m going to open the mini bottle of wine that Margiebonz gave me and drink that.

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

I get that but also there is a culture element to this as well. In certain communities in CA this is actually really normal and part of our culture. I live in a predominantly Latino community and tons of women sell tamales from their home in batches. I buy them all the time. Tamales are a big deal to make and the…

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social…

So hello dirt bag. I love you, but where did your sister tweet bear go. I am to old and set in my ways to actually do Twitter. Y’all where my hook up.

I’ve never seen Downton Abbey but I am still sitting here laughing my ass off at that.

and don’t forget his Sopanoramas during rallies!

Sopan Deb has been superhuman in his transcribing of just about everything Trump says on the campaign.

I have every faith that he finds her attractive and yet knows she’s smart, much smarter than he is, and this is the result of his insecurities about himself. Katy Tur is too good for the likes of Donald Drumpf, and this is her punishment.

Actually, I wanna say that I follow both Katy Tur and Sopan Deb on Twitter and I have a lot more respect for traditional broadcast news companies (NBC and CBS in this case) for putting such quality journalists on the road. I’ve learned a lot, following them.

It’s almost as if harassment and intimidation are an integral part of his campaign.

I would have rather to have a gay husband who were my best friend and eat all the stuff I cook without complaining that my shitty ex-husband from real life.

I think she’s fascinating. I received her “Foolproof” cookbook as a gift. I’ve tried about half a dozen recipes and they’ve turned out well. She strikes me as a genuinely nice person who happens to be quite accomplished - Army wife, pilot’s license, MBA, worked in the White House before turning her love of cooking and…

Also Jeffrey+Ina are my marriage goals.

To be fair, Scott Eastwood is a product of an affair that Clint had and tried to hide. I remember when it came out that Clint had 2 kids with someone who wasn’t his very long time girlfriend, and tried to stiff said gf out of any palimony she was entitled to by saying the affair was proof he wasn’t vested in the…

Barbara is still trying to hide her smile from leaking the Billy Bush tape.