For my fellow Olds, Freeform is the channel formerly known as ABC Family. I had to Google it.

I’ve come to realize that problems with grammer

No, I mean their politicians whenever they’re attacked for something. Conservatives rally and keep them in office while liberals/progressives immediately throw them to the wolves. Ask Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

Gwen,

I’m too old to have heard of them.

Brand Who?

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, or if this is even a real thing to tell you the truth. However, this level of nerd pleases me to an outrageous degree

I totally use Ballatore for mimosa’s. Long ago I worked in a grocery store liquor department. We did a tasting. It is exactly like Asti, but more than 1/2 the price. I also enjoy finishing the bottle on its own when brunch is over. So there is that.

The point is she’s the id of the movie. She gets to basically give everyone the finger, wreak massive destruction, sing an unforgettable (like it or not) song about embracing her chaos-bringing power, then end up with hugs and happiness. Plus, sparkly dress. She’s everything a four-year-old girl aspires to be.

I drank that man into office and I’ll drink him out, God damn it.

I would like to play lead electric triangle please and thank you

The article’s main image will be under appreciated by those who do not understand it’s origin, so please allow me to elucidate others:

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

A few years ago, someone applied to manage Middlesbrough FC on the strength of his Football Manager stats and his experience coaching a local u-11 team... and received a personal reply from the club’s chairman:

If I was that guy, I’d have been like, no honey, my passion for cock is what made me gay.

Cause hoes gotta eat too

I’ll give you that Wendy’s burgers taste great, and Popeye’s has the chicken down, of course. BUT. I will always cave for McDonald’s. The fries. OH the FRIES. Nothing beats taking down a large fry at 2 am after drinking. lol

Titties: baby tested, pervert approved.