I’ve never watched James Corden’s show, just a few clips here and on twitter, but I have an irrational love for him.

Couch gnomes > garden gnomes.

I don’t think we need to forever be in the mode that nothing she does can be good enough. She beat his ass; he’s not going to do better; he HAS to do better to win.

Well, the USA had a good run. We tried to have nice things, but it turns out there are simply too many of us willing to make each other miserable. Polls have tightened and I am already dreading the post debate where Trump is declared the winner for being able to stand and breathe at the same time.

One last thing they can blame on Obama before sweet, sweet oblivion.

I predict Brad will reunite not with Jennifer but with Gwenyth Paltrow. Angelina will break up another marriage but this time it will be either a European director with UN ties or a diplomat. Either French or Italian. The kids will split between the two parents. Half will hate Brad. The other half will hate Angelina.…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

Now there is just no excuse for that! It’s unnatural to not take him to Prince George and buy him a tee-shirt with PRINCE GEORGE printed on it from a souvenir shop! 

Wow, doubly fuck them. They really don’t get it.

That’s really not helping their case.

The Washington Post has actually been doing this for quite some time; unfortunately, they just don’t have the same reach as the NYT.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

What is happening? First people are saying they don’t wash their legs now I’m reading people don’t wash their feet.

Like, this question is honestly more disturbing to me than the whole ‘sit v. stand asswiping technique’ thing. Why wouldn’t you wash your legs? Is this really A Thing?

Cici. Yesssssss wit them longass, beautiful legs. Goddamn, you are beautiful!

Wow you do not know what sarcasm is.

Jesus Christ. You know, as a person with tinted skin, I find this line of thought from you people really terrifying. But I guess it’s good to know that in your mind niggas dying in the street is far less important that white women having the same opportunity to murder as white men.

This is why as a black woman, i sometimes look at white women and say I have nothing in common with these people aside from a vagina.