She could be in a coma and I would still vote for her.

Exactly. It’s the same person you basketful of assholes, but without a bullet proof vest under her clothes, which she has to wear because you fuckers are insane!

Jennifer Weiner manages to have a problem with any writer who isn’t Jennifer Weiner.

“Because fuck all ya’ll, that’s why.”

LOL, I can’t even describe it. I just have this fixation with her, I truly do. The rest of them can fuck off, but Kim just cracks me up.

I am here for Kim and always have been. She is incredibly smart, intuitive, business-savvy, and, above all else, petty. I love it. I have been watching her for years because she is simply amazing and catty. She gave us the takedown of the decade, I still cackle with glee when I think about how stupid Taylor looked.…

“We need to be praying for Hillary Clinton. There’s special needs there, there’s mental impairment...”

“CEO Loudmouth, General Hothead, and Governor Blowhard are the three people who really shouldn’t be receiving top secret information.”

Far too lazy to make that bathing suit look good.

You’ve seriously had an adult bring a friend to a job interview??? That, in and of itself, would illustrate to me that someone isn’t mature enough to have a real job.

Because that’s the way Truman set it up. That said, I agree...

What’s wrong with his everything in that picture???? That shit is pure nightmare fuel.

US is really the Taylor of tabloids—seemingly nice, but really just as shitty as everyone else!

And welcome to the black experience.

Ugggh....her self-deprecation stopped when she accused him of thinking (yeah..YEAH...she was accusing him of having specific thoughts) of not wanting to engage with her bc he finds her (according to her unattractive/not fuck-worthy/unworthy of conversation bc she’s wearing a tux (that last one was just pathetic. She…

She didn’t just tell a story about him. She made up a narrative portraying him as a dehumanizing sexist who didn’t pay attention to her because she wasn’t attractive enough. For what? The crime of sitting next to her and not hitting on her? You are right, it’s a non-story. But it’s a non-story of her creation and it’s…

Wow. That was one helluva reach to cape for a woman so narcissistic she had to project her insecurities on an unwitting human being because she can’t fathom somebody not wanting to get to know her. Like, congratulations. That reach was damn near Herculean.

I love the fact that Deadspin writers and commenters were all up in arms, calling Jim Harbaugh deranged and out of touch on how to deal with players, who are grown men, right after someone (I think it was an o-line player) said that Harbaugh treated the players like children after Harbaugh left.

This is the wonderful dichotomy you get when a majority Conservative workforce only keeps its jobs due to that devil Union protection.

Nah. Police union stooges are big fucking babies pretty much all across the country.