I much prefer the Kardashians. They’re just enjoying what the free market’s giving them.

I’d say the Kardashians are deeper thinkers than these two.

I think she’s actually attributing that thought to him... which is maybe worse?

A landslide of guacamole?

You, my friend, have been failed by the taco trucks you’ve known. Keep searching. The truth is out there.

Amen to that. A taco in every hand.

The idea of Latinos for Trump hurts my brain but this little bit:

17? More like 13.

Suggestion for the First Request For Production:

Perhaps the ethical quandry could be avoided by inviting him to choke on his own?

Ha, there’s a part about the Great Dismal Swamp in the Outlander series. One of the characters gets lost in it and saved by Native American inhabitants.

Is this the transcript of your call in to The Finebaum Show? He would appreciate it. Clearly your lack of negative experience with police invalidates the negative experiences of others.

If only we could all “act like a human” as you do. I thought I was acting like a human all my life, but apparently not because I have…

This is an extremely narrow sighted comment that ignores how socioeconomic factors impact each of the areas you discuss. Not everyone can be in school; not everyone has the opportunity. Not everyone is treated equally, as opportunity overwhelmingly presents itself to those with wealth and status, both educationally…

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

Fuck that, Kinja is better than this orange coated turd. He is a yahoo comments section come to life.

We all know white people don’t see color.

Correction:

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

God damnit Benedict Arnold worked HARD to set the standard for this shit and these assholes are just dragging his name through the mud.

Little B: Never seen an eagle before, knows to GTFO anyways. Nature, you cray cray