This is actually a live video of her running.

I voted for Jill Stein in 2012 (absentee, in a safe non-swing state that would unquestionably go Obama), and I’m now super embarrassed by this.

Much less than ever, kiddo. Navigating 35 subsites for content is a pain in the ass. I really want them to [re-] create “Newsfeed” - which was the best solution: a site aggregator that really reassembles the kind of content Gawker readers seek, culled from the diaspora that is the dozens of Kinja subsites.

What? Eff that - I’d do my level best to get her to write a song about how much *I* annoyed *her*.

A psychiatrist I know has a strategy that works, but drives the person nuts. When they start talking about Trump, pretend you’re hiding laughter. As though you desperately want to, can barely contain, laughing right in their faces. It plays into all their worst fears about people thinking they’re stupid and ignorant.…

How DARE you? This is insulting to cats everywhere!

Ok,but that’s not fair to that cuddly tuxy baby.

“You get a D for failing to actually string together a coherent argument but I will give you bonus points for how smoothly you transitioned away from starting to say the n-word.”

“Oh really? Awesome. He’s been so fantastic I’d totally support him."

On old nature shows they would call this ‘culling the herd’. While seemingly cruel, it is vital to the longterm health of the family unit as a whole.

Me: That would be wonderful!

I’m not certain you actually have any options. Death via kebab-stabbing may be the best thing in the long run for everyone in the family. You MUST do this.

Counterpoint: No.

I bet at least 70 of them look like Rihanna.

Hahaha...we learned at a very, very, very young age that hair meant sitting half the morning or afternoon. I remember being so confused with the joke about using ‘washing your hair’ as a way to bail out on a date...that’s always been a legitimate excuse to me! My husband knows when I start pulling out the hair tools…

It’s weird yours is the first comment expressing this sentiment, since it deserves to be said. She upgraded with Drake, though that wasn’t really hard to do as it was. And as far as his awkwardness, Rhianna doesn’t need some cool tough guy. She’s cool and tough all by herself. If she likes slightly awkward at times…

Men shouldn’t be afraid of being extra. Extra is good, and in moments like these, where people celebrate your talent and professional success, you deserve extra.

Being earnest and genuine and cheesy in movies: “Why can’t more men be like this?!”

She needs to just jump on him and own that. Imagine how cozy his sweaters are when you're chilling at home watching Game of Thrones and eating Taco Bell.