That’s the correct reaction. This is so far beyond funny. This is not a game any longer. This is not a publicity stunt or fodder for bad Jimmy Fallon jokes. You may not like Hillary, i’m not a fan myself. but you can’t say with conviction that four years of her will make the country worse than four years of this. Of…

The myriad problems of holding up George W. Bush as an ideal leader aside...

You heard it here, folks! Put the damn toilet lid down, or you hate cats.

Who the hell would ever use Miracle Whip and have any sort of ability to taste?

I loved when John Oliver said that they probably had to "pat down" Tim Kaine before he went on stage at the DNC to make sure he didn't break out the harmonica. Because you know they probably did.

Since I am finally ungreyed on The Slot I have been nervous to comment. It’s too much pressure. So I’m resorting to gifs. Also congrats on getting outta the greys!

Lol we only see real dad once in a while because he loves his other family more. Step dad really needs us!

No, it’s not time yet young grasshopper. You must wait until she is 14 and you must do all of your practicing at home when her friends are over.

He’s such a dad, but he thinks he’s the fun uncle. Better than Pence, who thinks he’s the strong patriarch, but is really the judgmental spinster aunt.

How many times do you think Hillary is going to have to go into the garage at the White House and tell Bill and Tim that they need to stop playing their instruments so loud because the neighbors are complaining?

Totally! It’s my wandering uterus.

To be fair, I think Tim Kaine would be excellent dancing on Ellen. That will leave Hillary free to get shit done.

I know they’ve made a solid effort to push the “kinder, gentler Hillary” narrative to appeal to men who are scared of an ambitious, aggressive woman, but I am so glad she pulled out this speech. We all know you are a shark, Madam Secretary, and we want to see you rip this nasty little goldfish to shreds.

This... this is some hot garbage, mate.

Hillary Clinton just laid Donald Trump bare with eloquence, precision, and facts. At this moment, I couldn’t be “with her” more. Though I am most definitely “with her.” I have this old-fashioned idea that POTUS should be sane, rational, and human.

She’s a classic brilliant nerd. Plans her thoughts with educated ideas and the American people snore. It hurts my brain and my soul.

Future Madam President laid out the BS, chapter and verse. I like her more and more-getting excited to vote for her. I find myself giddy about having such a bad ass super wonk as POTUS.

Counterpoint: 99% of tourists at our parks are from out of state (I confirmed that number visually)