That’s right. Barefoot, naked, and cooking bacon! That’s my place.

It KNOWS.

Whatever woman became the first presidential nominee from a major US party - whether that was going to be Clinton or somebody else - was never going to be the pristine and pure beacon of hope and change, etc. that any of us may want to see, simply because it takes a championship fighter to break down barriers.

I wish Gawker put out a yearly Media Guide.

I’m married and employed, so beyond my boss and my wife, I don’t have to care what anyone else thinks of me. My wife doesn’t mind me wearing cargo shorts, so if you need me, I’ll be outside enjoying summer instead of sweating my ass off wearing pants that are probably a separate fashion faux pas.

Cargo Shorts or GTFO. I'm too old to worry about impressing anyone.

Obama 2024.

I always have to be careful with Sarah Silverman because it’s like one step forward five steps back- but if I watch just that part we're good.

He looks like one of those guys who screws like he’s doing the most, but he’s okay, but not the greatest. But he’s nice, so you let him finish, and he turns and smiles at you. And you smile back. And you know you won’t completely cut him off, you’ll text him back because he loves pleasing you and your areas and his…

Us Mexicans don’t use gloves. We do, however, laugh at those who do something stupid. At least I do. I’m probably a horrible person who needs to be deported via a Trump-guided scud, though.

I tried using my boner to write with, once. The pen taped onto it really didn’t work that well, my hips got really tired trying to do fine movements, and the tape hurt a lot coming off.

Counterpoint: Calvin. Darling. Keep at it!

The only way JLo isn’t an upgrade from Taylor Swift is if you’re a complete white supremacist. She is more attractive than Tay-Tay in every possible aspect. Plus, she’s probably looking for an FWB arrangement, which suits someone like Harris/Wiles much, much better than being with a mental case like Swift.

Speedy was a hispanic hero for kids that felt they were not represented in cartoons. He’s heavily celebrated in those countries. The only people with a problem with speedy are white people trying to feel offended in their behalf ( because as usual they feel they know better than the minorities what the minorities…

Why wouldnt Speedy be wildly popular amongst Hispanics? Hes a super rare Hispanic cartoon character whos super fast, super smart and always beats the dumb gringos. That he never actually spoke Spanish and just gibberish is actually considered funny by many.

That’s a shit argument to make. I like Looney Tunes. I know Trump is a dick. The entertainment one consumes is not capable of great influence without other factors.

“He said Dada today, three times!”

Can someone explain to me why a millionaire didn’t think to get her dress TAILORED?