Debatable to describe them as “married the whole time”. They were married, divorced, got remarried, separated, got back together and now, apparently, they’re separating again (looks like it’s her turn to file). So depending on what day that article came out, they might have been married, separated or between…

I’m amused that these guys don’t know how women’s bathrooms work or how to use a stall in a men’s bathroom. Apparently Mr. Sabates walks into public bathrooms and immediately drops trou.

Goddamnit! I misread an article. He doesn't do cocaine, he just drinks a shitload of Diet Coke! I need to edit.

Goya Adobo, I’m cosmopolitan like that

You should read the article. It’s a good one I think!

Also anna and stassa, you guys are getting a long weekend at a fancy spa after this right?

That’s so sweet. I’m really happy for them. Being single is awesome too.

Did a knight wear armor over his armor to protect his armor?

Michelle Obama is my age. I haven’t been able to do this since I was in college, 30 years ago.

Looking to the side.

I know this isn’t Shrek related but....I saw this image making rounds on Twitter and have been laughing for like an hour. No idea who created, wish I did.

“I don’t want to celebrate your holidays, I sure as hell don’t want to cheer for your soccer team”

As a parent, star.

You know, what if her kids are assholes? Maybe they had it coming.

The Repubs applauded Michelle’s words out of Melania’s mouth and pretend they’re “just words.”

Yeah and I studied for that test for six weeks, and by six weeks I mean I wrote half a page of outline on night one, did nothing for the next five and s half weeks, occasionally looked at the cover of a book, and then panicked and did everything the night before.

You are on Jezebel, discussing an article about Taylor Swift, Kanye West and Kim K and a manufactured PR stunt they are all doing and you are lecturing someone about their priorities? Eat a dick.

Kanye says “relatioships are more important than punchlines”, so maybe if Ms.Feminist had spoken up he wouldn’t have included her in the song. He wanted her opinion. She gave him bullshit and then cried about the bullshit? No. That’s not how that goes. You’re a 25 year old multi-millionaire. Stand up for yourself for…