On Monday I will be 53. I have an appointment for a goal-setting fitness regime with an incredibly hot and ripped instructor. I make that lady in the photo look like an Olympic diving champion. I’m going anyway. I fucking don’t care anymore. I want to get healthy. Please keep living your life like a diving champion.…

So, funny story- the commenter I met, he and I had been planning on meeting up at the awards show. But when I got there, I realized “oh shit I didn’t actually coordinate with Kanye Westeros, how am I gonna meet him :-(” But I happened to overhear this guy saying “yeah I’m a commenter” and I just like “HEY WHATS YOUR…

It’s a terrible angle, her face is in shadow, her neck looks squat, her posture is boring. I’m amazed they went with that pic. She’s such a phenomenally beautiful girl, but this photo doesn’t belong on the cover of Vogue.

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He climbs better than I do. I am unsure of how I feel about that.

I think maybe they can handle crossing a road.

Yes to all this, plus Claire on steps of Lallybroch + handsome god-like Jamie in the Archway+ the thousand kisses poem= all the tears

There were, but we traded PK Subban to Nashville.

I just realized my hair is styled the other direction, so I think I’ll be alright. Thanks

or a small paper cut to that supersensitive webbing between thumb and forefinger

And she’s a fucking anti-vaxxer. IDK why so many people overlook that.

or get in the back of the ankle with a shopping cart

I was annoyed for her calling me and mine lazy, but when you put it like that I love her again. I love me some judgy bitches with cookies.

As someone who doesn’t care about college football:

In my perfect world, Murtagh lives forever and replaces all the problematic secondary characters with his delightful dry wit and stoicism and it totally doesn’t cause any problems or issues with the story.

Drunks?! Try meth-heads and Oxy junkies. This ain’t the 50's!

I would like to take this time and congratulate the casting department for Starz. I never thought I would willingly offer myself to a man wearing a chunky, knit turtleneck but Hot Roger can absolutely get it.

I love Roger! And I can’t wait to see more of him.

People don’t realize just how rural most of CA is. If you drive too far away from the coast between LA and SanFran, you’re gonna have to fist fight drunks all the way back to the ocean.

Mark Gordon = Friendly neighbor that will help you trim that tree that’s hanging over the property line using his tools.