I hate Bree in the books (I can make paper and pipes better than you can!). But I found her bad in this episode because the actress was so bad it was jarring. Before I could digest Dougal’s awesome death scene, there she was with her weird monotone accent.

Kinja won’t let me save the edit, of course. And phone? I never ever EVER mean “ducking”.

I legit screamed when Rodger said that- such a perfect call back without being super heavy handed. Also- A+++ on the Roger casting. When they put that man in a kilt, I’m gonna need my smelling salts.

I’m hoping against hope that Bree gets more awesome because, from the little bit we got of her, I can’t see her potential badassery.

Oh I loved it! I just... couldn’t fucking DEAL with Brianna.

I hate this show because it makes me feel my feelings and at one point I ugly sobbed/screamed “SHUT UP BREE, YOU DON’T KNOW SHIT!”

There is an episode of Ellen where Kristen Bell is being interviewed. She shares that on an 10 point emotional scale of happy to sad if she is not between like a 5 and 7 she will cry. Sad, cry. Too happy, cry.

Looks like they might be...

He looks younger with short hair, but hotter with long hair. But you do you, Lin. I know those long hair annoyance feels. #ShallowMaleObjectificationThread

OTOH, @JohnDingell’s timeline is comedy f’n gold:

I think you’ll understand once you watch it.

The worst is the Courtesy Bite- when someone eats all of the ice cream, but leaves you a bite. You look in the freezer, pick up the carton...and your heart sinks when you realize that you have been left with the courtesy bite.

Or, there’s always the old standby: “What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

Our kid sets up a perimeter, like with salt shakers, water glasses, candles.

I’m confused, if everything at stake on sites like CSGOlotto is skins, then what are they skimming off the top? Is cash somehow at play in the bets too? I think I’m just too dense to understand :(

Racial tension wasn’t this bad under Bush because white America was ok with police harassing and shooting blacks. Now that it’s sometimes caught on video they can’t ignore it anymore.

another one

Remember when Joe Rogan was attractive?

Bobby, based on the comments section, you could’ve saved yourself a lot of time and just posted:

Does that man have no testicles and a raging erection?