Things like this are why I wonder why we don’t just ban men from entering the United States. Men. Not “people from specific Muslim countries.” Not “Muslims.” Not “people from across our southern border.” Men. If we really want to prevent violence in our society, let’s be honest about it and just ban men.

• The Dept. of Homeland Security under Secretary John Kelly is considering forcing visitors to the U.S. to hand over their social media passwords. [NBC News]

Wait, WHAT? Am I reading this correctly? He raped a 14-year-old and basically is set free with a promise to only have sex with his wife?

I used to use this as a comparison to Donald Trump — because, you know, orange.

“Flaxen-haired”? “Flax-haired,” maybe.

Yeah, we know this one: man gets negative reaction from a woman he can’t control, man goes apeshit: “Do you want to go out with me?” “No.” “Bitch! I didn’t want to go out with you anyway. You don’t deserve me! You must be a lesbian.”

Yup — the bleary, baggy eyes, the enlarged pores and varicose veins on the bulbous, enlarged, bumpy nose.....he’s a drinker, for sure.

Or like a another guy who thinks this

But Bannon’s skin is worse and he looks every more unhealthy

But Bannon’s skin is worse and he looks every more unhealthy

These guys: https://swingleft.org/

All of this, I’m sure, is true. And none of it matters.

This photo? This is the entire reason Omarosa worked for the Trump campaign.

Even if — any maybe especially — if they are family.

When I read this headline, I thought it said “Male Country Singers Just Want to Fuck Their Trucks.”

I don’t know why, but all I can see is a baby sloth sitting on top of Donald Trump’s head — the orange yarn, I think.

Uh, we don’t get our water from the Rockies. Our water comes from the Sierra Nevada, and that flows toward the Pacific — we keep that water.

Uh, “any part of the U.S. can secede”? Where did you learn your history? No, it can’t. The U.S. Constitution is a binding contract — there is no “unless I end up not liking it” clause. That was the whole point of the U.S. Civil War — it was a contract-enforcement action: the war of the Declaration of Independence…

Also, this:

Both. Which begs the question: Why would he want to run it? He should only want to run the “best” country, while apparently we’re just a really crappy country, all around.