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All of this, I’m sure, is true. And none of it matters.

This photo? This is the entire reason Omarosa worked for the Trump campaign.

Even if — any maybe especially — if they are family.

When I read this headline, I thought it said “Male Country Singers Just Want to Fuck Their Trucks.”

I don’t know why, but all I can see is a baby sloth sitting on top of Donald Trump’s head — the orange yarn, I think.

Uh, we don’t get our water from the Rockies. Our water comes from the Sierra Nevada, and that flows toward the Pacific — we keep that water.

Uh, “any part of the U.S. can secede”? Where did you learn your history? No, it can’t. The U.S. Constitution is a binding contract — there is no “unless I end up not liking it” clause. That was the whole point of the U.S. Civil War — it was a contract-enforcement action: the war of the Declaration of Independence

Also, this:

Both. Which begs the question: Why would he want to run it? He should only want to run the “best” country, while apparently we’re just a really crappy country, all around.

The BEST ones...

Pence is horrible, but he’s not crazy. Sad to say, but that’s our best fallback position at this point and I’ll take it

When Nixon was drinking and going a bit nuts because of Watergate, this happened:

So the thing we need to convince Paul and Mitch of is that they’d still get all this if they impeach him — they’d get Pence. Yes, I know his political beliefs suck, but he’s not crazy AND I bet the GOP would get “integrity” votes in the 2018 midterms from a grateful nation that they impeached a guy from their own

What he wishes were true:

Oh for God’s sake.

This is just a stalking horse to push through some kind of national Voter ID law, which probably isn’t even legal since localities manage voting.

And the reinsurance industry — the guys who insure the insurance companies, which are having to write larger and larger flood and weather insurance policies all the time. These guys are the wonkiest of the wonkiest number-crunchers and would NOT be spending money on all this if it weren’t real

THIS ONLY MATTERS IF YOU’RE FROM A RED STATE. CALLING THE BLUE STATE REPRESENTATIVES AND SENATORS IS USELESS