I think it’s pretty well known that rape has been used as a tool of war since there have been war on this planet.

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Exactly. Exactly. It’s cosplay writ large. You don’t spend your days swinging a medieval greatsword at a tennis ball in front of a greenscreen while dressed as a centaur and shouting lines in Dothraki or Parseltongue or iambic pentameter and find it professionally satisfying without, at heart, being a massive fucking…

Calling yourself a nerd seems like a humblebrag way to claim brains and depth.

Well... of course they are. Acting is a truly nerdy pursuit. I wouldn’t expect anyone who is super socially-adjusted to play make-believe for a living (occasionally in a plastic suit of armor or reacting all day to a blank green screen).

Lacrosse? You must still be in high school, bro

Lacrosse is like watching the slowest, least-talented game of hockey imaginable.

Because I’m a fucking idiot.

When my best friend from high school got married, he wanted his bachelor party to include an Indians game. I sighed. But that’s my homeboy and all his other groomsmen (all White guys) were excited about it. So OK, whatever. During the game, some dude hit a home run. Coco Crisp? Is that a real person? Anyway, I started…

If it was Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker, I’m jealous.

Oh my God, giving Fred Durst a hand job sounds like half of a “Would you rather?” question. Like, “Would you rather vote Republican or give a hand job to Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst?” (And then somehow, inexplicably, not amputate your hand afterwards or even wash it!) I would rather vote Republican because I live…

Oh man, this story was harder to interpret than James Joyce but SO worth it!

I banged a semi-famous photographer who, after fucking me for a long time (pretty decent), he said he wanted to “finish.” I’m like, “Cool, I’m good.” Dude goes to the bathroom, gets the mini bottle of conditioner, jerks of onto my pussy, stares at it for a 5-10 seconds, then goes and gets a *warm* towel and wipes me…

"No, I love older men. The things in an older man's house are better—his furniture, even his knives and his pots. And they smell better. Young guys, they may skip a shower and shit like that."

This cat has seen things. Things he shouldn't have seen.

Everything about this story makes me livid, starting with their wanting to separate a family because "Marsha and I always planned to have five children". These abominations would split up traumatized siblings because it didn't conveniently fit in to their plans. That should have absolutely been a red flag right from…

You're right. Do you have kids? Also, he's not a baby. He's four.

Everytime I hear stories like this it only furthers my belief that the rules for training young children how to behave properly are the same as training a dog.

I have a smart, mouthy four-year-old boy, and I do hit him when he does things like push, kick, or hit his little brother, because an eye for an eye. I always ask him, "how do you like that?"