Ok, ok, as long as the Supermoto is still the pinnacle motorized experience, my world view remains intact. Im comfortable with an Atom being considered penultimate. 

But the thought of almost dying is better than coffee in the morning

There was a guy in the North Dallas area that drove his T-Rex every day. His was the “I’m an ‘Murican” model complete with flags, and lookswise, he didn’t look like the type of person that would drive one of these things. At least not to me.

I have a pipe dream of using the spare Yamaha xj750 motor and frame I have, buying a wrecked side-by-side 4 wheeler and welding them together to make a 2 seater trike... this review is not helping me discourage my brain from this crazy idea...

For 20 grand I can parachute into an active war zone and try to work my way out. I think you’ll admit that is both cheaper and more exciting than this T-Rex.

Once you’ve seen it you can’t unsee it:

I’ve seen exactly two of these in my life, and one of them is in my neighborhood!

Some jackass in my town has one of these with shitty rims and a bright green lighting kit inatalled on it.

“It’s called the Campagna T-Rex 16SP and it’s unlike anything else you’ve driven.”

As long as you used the appropriately colored Gatorade.

You appear to be about 25. Wait until you are older, the energy will need to come from external sources.

Airwolf!!!! Also the intro is the best.

There’s supposedly been one in the works for ages, but . . . yeah. Oh, and . . .

Well he did put them in a Mustang so I wouldn’t blink or you’ll miss the crash test.

Modern bikes are awesome sex with a condm on.

I will join this. Fuck people who touch your car.

Nice work but we cannot condone this behavior on a car blog.

I really want to sit with a tank full of gasoline right next to my testicles. The idea of a chain spinning at high speed, ready to whip free at any moment, under my ass, seems reasonable. Hot gasses from the engine should escape via a metal tube that conducts heat, right beside my leg.

Boring. The video is always better when they just fucking gun it.