Dodged the bullet on that one :p

And I could have not slept with the carnie and just told people I did, but I prefer to earn my laurels :p

I’m living me dream, but I wouldn’t kick a matching set of a 288GTO and F40 out of the hammock.

It’s a friend’s nickname, not mine. I send him pics of it in weird places. It’s a silly game, but I enjoy it.

Mad Massimo disagrees. Last of the Colombo Interceptors.

The little black humps over the motor are the sexiest thing since flying buttresses.

The notch under the door has always bothered me, but other than that it is my favorite car evar. It could also use the GTS slats on the windows.

I’ve seen a bunch of them IRL, and I just don’t get the appeal. I wouldn’t say it is the ugliest per se, but it is the one whose beauty level is the furthest from what people say it is. The convertible is even worse.

I will donate $100 toward your adventure if you paint a a penis somewhere on your Jeep and write WestSideBilly across it. Stef will vouch that I’m good for it. And it is a good deal for you, I once paid a hooker only $40 to have the same thing tattooed on her thigh.  

Not all paddle shift trannies are manumatics or dual clutch. Even the ones that do, you are not using the clutch.

When you are riding a motorcycle. Another acceptable answer would be when you are driving a manual that doesn’t have a clutch. Because according to all the young people paddle shifts are manuals.

I park in a car elevator every day, and it is still fun to me. When I’m not trying to rush in to poop. I’d enjoy picked up a car from a vending machine.

Fortune favors the brave, dude. WR250R with a set of slicks and a set of knobbies for the winter.

Our surgeons did what they could, but it took them two hours just to remove the smile from his face.

My Atom has no back brakes right now, and I had the drums on my Bronco stop working at one point. Just brake nice and smoooooth and you will be ok. On the bikes, I don’t think I’ve touched rear brake on the street in a decade.

The Brain Crash is terrible, and the Edge of Tommorow segment I actually fast forwarded after the first 5 min or so, but other than that, I like it so far. I even got someone to let me mooch their Prime account just so I could watch it, instead of watching bootleg, to make sure they got the clicks.

They have other issues too, but it is still my answer. I’m spoiled in CA, there are tons of plated ones from before the 2002 ban. I have two ;)

If you are ever in the SF bay area, hit me up. Stef knows how to contact me. I’m curious how the Exocet compares to the insanity that lives in my garage. It is probably pretty close in performance with the upgrades and turbo, but I’m guessing I still have a substantial lead in the crazypoints. The intake at your ear…

You misspelled XR650R.

V-Due with the retrofit carbs is the only Bimota I’d want. Know of one with CA plates?