Black sable one day, next day it goes into hock,
But I'm here.
Top billing Monday, Tuesday you're touring in stock,
But I'm here.
First you're another sloe-eyed vamp, then someone's mother, then you're camp;
Then you career from career to career.
I'm almost through my memoirs,
And I'm here.

Biggest mistake of Reconstruction: Not trying all these motherfuckers for treason and executing the lot of them.

Cut out the stuff about Ivanka's marriage and he'd probably love it.

Yeah, I didn't watch the show when it was on and I'll take a hard pass on experiencing it vicariously through someone else's re-watch. I've had maximum Pussgrab McOrange exposure for one lifetime.

Luckily, our stage manager Buzz Cohen

Car service, taxi, friend with a car.

That's bad!

DENTAL PLAN!

Yeah, no.

I am… going to take a pass on giving that information any further thought.

GAH, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!