She look like a Sugar Daddy after you bite it.

Had to Google for that one.

It doesn’t even look like they included the best machine - it pays every time:

If you are an angry drunk, I suggest you stop drinking. This is not judgmental but born of decades of observation. Your chances of conquering that demon before doing something you will seriously regret are not good.

As long as White people think that the police will protect them from the imaginary race war/purge, they don’t give a single nut fuck about footage of a sleeping man being shot to bits by a bunch of psychotic cops.

These are folks credited with being members of the brave and courageous police.

My friend Maven....you know Maven don’t you?

And if it doesn’t work, just think of the replay value they’ll get!

There will be naked mods. Because like you said...

Come to chat with an old woman? Do your good deed for the day?

Hey dummy, the article has evidence of bad behavior. Read and also shut the fuck up.

Can we just appreciate that someone in Garden City, MI actually used “its” correctly?

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

He didn't say it was a good theory.

Did everyone else also look away, or are they all in on the prank?

Because you did not read the whole article.

Taylor Hearn has an undefeated street fighting record of 0-1. 

There’s that, but I’m a bigger fan of the eventual NYT op-ed that will note no one specifically said they were making the monkey noises because he’s Black, you’re just assuming that so you must be the real racist!