DON’T WATCH THE VIDEO. The shooter livestreamed the attack and apparently people are sharing it on social media. Please do not watch it. There is nothing to be gained from watching the murder of real people. You do not want those memories.

I mean.. Me First is strictly cover songs. All of their stuff, while often superior, was originally composed and written by someone else.

Losing your job and having your life ruined is the kind of thing that can happen in the social media era if you choose to be a racist asshole out in the real world where everyone can see and take video. Given the tone of your post, seems you’ve already figured out you should keep all the nasty things you believe to…

Can’t wait to see the swift justice on this immigrant with a violent criminal past. 

I’m really starting to think this guy’s a jerk.

I tell this story every time a Trump golf story is posted. In 2016, I was playing in a golf outing for work. Our caddy has previously worked at Trump’s club in Westchester County. He told us that if you caddied for Trump, you knew the deal. You kept plenty of extra balls in your pocket. No matter where he  hit it, you…

Maybe a decade ago when he was still playing third I was at a game in Chicago. He bent over to pick up a grounder in warmups and somebody yelled “Try not to split your pants, fatass!” He cracked up laughing, looked over, pointed, and about half an hour after they were back in the dugout an usher came over with an…

Fuck whoever gave you that star. 

As a former college player (SEC) and participant in dozens of national and state tournaments, let me make an observation about President Trump and his golf game:

My initial thought was that he didn’t want to accidentally touch/grab her in an inappropriate place, and making them both uncomfortable, which would make sense. Until he said this:

Barry Bonds once underhand lobbed me a foul ball and i dropped it.. The look on his face was pure “FUCK YOU!” It came from deep in his soul.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

KMDS: good stuff. Heavyweight champ Larry Holmes once told me to “Fuck off!” I was trying to be nice and didn’t think I deserved it at the time, but I’ve definitely been telling that story and laughing about it with my buddies for 35 years so it worked out fine.

Barry Bonds once told my nephew to go fuck himself. That’s sort of like receiving a technical. Although he was baseball player, so maybe more like a K? or HBP?

Meghan McCain is so goyish she puts mayonnaise on pastrami sandwiches.

I’m just going to wait until someone posts something clever and then claim it as my own without attribution.

Absolutely not! But it was the only reported narrative, and it follows a path of logic, and it is no less credible than what Shams reported today. You’re privileging a statement from an anonymous Pelicans source with every bit as much conflict as those behind the earlier story, in order to give me shit about blogging…

Uhh, Windhorst was asked point blank by Rachel Nichols if the Pelicans were leaking the trade discussion in order to humiliate the Lakers, and he said, unequivocally, that that was the case. Then Magic Johnson openly accused the Pelicans of negotiating in bad faith. Now, exactly a month later, comes a report that an…

“Yeah, dat dar eh ‘Game er Trones.’ It’s ah show all about how deez big ol dragon lizahds kill people and use dar fancy chairs as game pieces.”

this man is a heaven sent angel