Man, this hurts. Even when he returns, his effectiveness as a domestic assaulter is going to be limited.

I read this comment and was preparing to reply with oldmanyellsatcloud.png, but then I watched the video. Holy shit that’s annoying. Glad it was the other girl doing that.

Ha, because he’s fat! Brilliant!

Despite the internet insisting otherwise, I refuse to believe that Dantley is 63. Dude looks like he could still average an effective 10 minutes off the bench.

That’s a clown answer, bro.

Yes.

Pardon me, but were you aware that Matthew Stafford and Clayton Kershaw went to high school together?

We’re on pace to see an article with an image of a glowing red silhouette of Jon Gruden by the end of the season.

No mention of Blake Griffin’s 50-point night?

I try to give Gibby a pass because his lack of energy can likely be chalked up to his battle with Parkinson’s. That said, he’s not good.

Another thing along those lines that’s rarely mentioned is that hockey helmets are basically useless.

This year might be a rough one, but the future looks bright. Larkin looks like he’ll be a star in the very near future and is the obvious choice to succeed Zetterberg as captain. Lots of young talent up front (Zadina, Rasmussen, Veleno) to be excited about.

The horrible, idiotic, unmovable Abdelkader, Ericsson and…

It’s insane that he hasn’t missed a game in over 3 seasons. I’m bummed he’s not going to reach 1000 points, but this is absolutely the best thing for him.

Bill Burr nails this one.

Technically, *adjusts glasses* Kirk is the dad.

To be completely fair, EA has always censored the bejesus out of their soundtracks, often to the point of rendering the song unintelligible. So yes, this is a chickenshit move, but it’s not out of character. Why they would include a song that references Kaep in the first place is beyond me.

Good news regarding Lauren’s dad at least.

Surge is a citrus soft drink, POSER.

Agreed, a disgusting act.

I fucking love this series. It’s like if “500 Days of Kristin” were funny.