Pete Rose was known during his playing days as a dude who hustled like crazy (also after his playing career, but in a much different way). George Michael reaching second base by diving head-first like Pete Rose just means that he did so with great enthusiasm and effort.

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I knew my elderly uncle would find Deadspin someday. Party’s over.

You have to admit those lifts are adorable.

Everything about that pic screams “dad who you hope isn’t home when hanging out at your friend’s house.”

Probably not necessary. His contract expires after this season and a mutual split seems like a certainty at this point.

Thanks so much for sharing this.

I’m 32 and they were on daytime TV constantly when I was in high school. Chappelle parodied her around that same time. Butler would’ve been around 10 or so. Definitely old enough to remember.

So, umm.... there’s absolutely no way his career survives this, right?

Came here to post this. So far it looks like they’re batting about .500 with their terrible predictions.

Same. One of the finest albums of the millennium.

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That really wouldn’t be any stranger than the Klingon nipples shown in Discovery.

This. Also, Donald Glover is an example of someone who was going to be a star regardless of the medium. It’s not fair how talented that dude is.

There’s absolutely no way Eric doesn’t hunt people for sport.

If only the article included that information.

If there’s a bad bye week joke, I haven’t heard it.

As a Tigers fan, I am okay with this. His Twins teams were consistently a pain in the ass. Not sure I’ll ever get over game 163 in ‘09.

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.