I mean, there is a middle ground between a 4000 sq foot McMansion and a 200 sq foot tiny home.

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

It is also estimated that he got over a billion dollars worth of free advertising by way of the media over the last 18 months alone. For a man who has courted the press/media his entire life, phoning in to newspapers about when and where he was going to be somewhere so the paps could take pictures of him, using the…

While Hillary was once giving a primary speech, CNN kept its cameras trained on an empty stage awaiting Trump to enter.

Trump bragged for almost an entire year about all the media coverage he was getting during the primary.

I can’t tell you how many times during this election I have walked out of the bathroom and stood in front of the tv to be sure what I was hearing was really happening, and I wasn’t just imagining it.

I watched this live while I was getting ready for work and I had to put down my makeup brush, walk downstairs and stand in front of my TV to confirm that yes, in fact, this was really happening. Please let us take a moment to thank Chris Cuomo for growing a pair these past few months. Do you remember his tiff with…

Melania wouldn’t touch him after the debate. Like, he leaned in and kissed her but literally not a single hair on her body touched him.

I just saw what I think was only a part of the video. All I can say is HOLLLLLLY SHIT! She landed a stake through the heart of that narcissistic vampire.

And a homophobe, to boot.

Here’s one vote for ‘stay and watch his career go down with the sinking, rat-infested Trump ship.’ Pence is an anti-choice, anti-woman extremist.

Pence is keeping his options open, which is more than he allows for women who need abortions, or gay people who want, well, anything.

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Can you imagine how tacky he would make the White House if he got elected?

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

This is not Kim’s fault. You should be able to do whatever you want to do online without some asspieces breaking into your apartment and holding you at fucking gunpoint.

not a single person deserves the kind of treatment she received

“Am not! YOU ARE!”

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…