Drugs, man.

Here’s what LA Fitness had to say:

The body shaming is hurtful in and of itself, but to post a nude picture of a woman from your gym online without her consent? It’s disrespectful and pervy. Wow...I have so many and no words all at once. I’m glad the gym has gotten the police involved.

This deserves so much more attention than an item in Dirtbag. She took a picture of another woman nude in the gym lockerroom, and posted it on the Internet. I hope they press charges, that’s illegal.

According to Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, it is scientifically possible to “accidentally” body-shame a woman on Snapchat. I’m waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter dad take on it with bated breath.

what a horrible douchecanoe she is.

I’m sure we’re supposed to be all “wah wah poor widdle millionaires” but hot damn if I wouldn’t also be fed up with that crap. 8:30 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to start construction work. 6 GODDAMN AM IS NOT.

He’s not a mini sumo wrestler.

How exactly is a stabbing suicide pact supposed to work?

Funny how the people who claim to hate drama are so often the ones starting it.

It's kinda odd that someone finally gets in trouble for sending an unsolicited dick pic and it's a woman, huh?

What was the, like, POINT of doing all that??

Of course not. He practically bragged about it. But then again, he doesn’t pretend to be some pious Christian theocrat the way Cruz and Rubio do. He’s just Greg Stillson come to life.

One... two... three. AhAhAhhhh

Haven’t I been telling you all this was going to get good? It’s got good and getting gooder by the minute.

And yet...John Edwards.

I see her wanting to outsource any and all physical contact :(

I’m sure I’m not the first, or only, person here to say this — but my mind kind of stop functioning when it encountered the possibility that more than one woman has agreed to sleep with Ted Cruz.

i believe it

But I can definitely see Ted Cruz being the guy who thinks he’s so smart he has covered his tracks perfectly.