Hire a big off-duty cop to stand in a suit at the door of the church/venue; give him a picture of the person(s) to be excluded; and forget about it. We did this to keep my sister's abusive ex away from her funeral (killed by a drunk driver, not her ex).

People are already commenting that she was immature and shoulda taken the high road, but as someone who had a narcissistic and abusive mother THIS is nothing compared to what mine would've gotten. My mother once told me that she would never beg for an invite and would just come thinking I wouldn't dare have her ass…

Any excuse for an Achewood post!

As a male, I don't mind period sex either because NO PIRATE FEARS THE RED SEA

Oh please. It would be progress if period blood were considered on the same level as urine, feces or snot.

That story is part funny, part traumatising.

So, my feces and urine aren't supposed to be bloody? I... I need to go.

I think you're almost right. Period sex belongs in the inde sex films where the intent is either to portray it very realistically, or exaggerate something to make some kind of statement; Shortbus had an entire conversation about the texture of menstrual discharge, so some period sex wouldn't have been out of place.…

Firefighter/Paramedic here; they should not have placed that towel in the fighter's mouth. Typical civilian/first responder seizure response should be to clear the area around the seizing patient so they do not injure themselves while seizing, not trying to restrain the patient or place anything in their mouth. That…

Seizure treatment is just supportive, ie protect/maintain the airway and provide oxygen. What *should* have happened after the head trauma is 1) manual stabilization of the cervical spine 2) supportive seizure care 3) package and transport to closest trauma facility.

Your advice to very young women is that they have the self-confidence and assertiveness to calmly and rationally explain to very young men that an orgasm just isn't going to happen, and you expect these young men to accept this statement maturely as something other than an assessment of their manhood. I think you've…

What are we supposed to be learning from this theory? To tell very young (early 20s) men that no we still haven't orgasmed so that they'll rub the skin off of our clitorises or painfully thrust their unskilled fingers into our orifices for 45 minutes at a stretch? Because that latter scenario actually happened. It…

Speaking of orgasms....the first one I ever had with a partner happened to be a partner who was married....and 20 years older than me....and had kids. (I know, I know..I was young and dumb). He asked if I'd "come like that" before...I deflected. I never told him he was the first to give me one because I didn't want…

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OMG, traumatic flashbacks. Or the almost violent finger thrusting. "Are you there yet? This works on everyone else." No it doesn't. It never has.

Best part is that right when you think it's about to wear thin, he'll start giggling and you'll realize that no, this is actually just how he is, and BOOM right back in.

He's got great tits. Great. Tits.

I tried not to, I really did. But fuck, that guy is likable.