I didn’t actually find the insertion of the Mirena all that painful. It was the Sounding that was brutal. And the cervix dilation. The article didn’t explain this step, so I will. Before the doctor inserts the IUD, she has to measure your uterus to ensure proper placement. That is done by first, dilating the cervix,…

Dick pics just give me the giggles. I want to add hats and googly eyes to them.

Unless it’s written in their Ryan & Kelly personas, I really couldn’t give a moist fart about their complex relationship.

Bit too much blue steel also.

There’s a bit too much Adam Levine happening here. Killing my clit-boner.

Domestic violence cases are frequently damned if you do and damned if you don’t for the cops. Sometimes the abused will press and then withdraw charges. Sometimes both parties will turn and attack a cop trying to break up a fight. It used to be that cops almost always tried to make peace rather than arrest someone.…

Here’s the iTunes link and here’s the android link.

I found it by searching by the dev’s name, Hit Point Co. Ltd.

Agreed. I always feel left out when it comes to these types of stories. Not that I want to be in the group, but it sort of feels like, in a backward way, it’s more evidence that I’m undesirable. The stories that come up for me when I try to think of being noticed by guys is how, like, one guy told me I had a zit…

I really hope your day gets better with ice cream or cookies or tofu or Mario Kart or puppies or whatever makes you happy.

And for their supporters: Thank you, Yeezus!

It’s probably because I’ve had a really bad day - serious diagnosis in my family, and the person in my life who I thought would be there for me when I found out was a massive disappointment - but I’m so fucking sick of the Kardashians and I would LOVE IT if we could just stop paying attention to them for even one…

I think it’s only wrong if you keep him in a pit and threaten him with the hose for noncompliance.

Can anyone explain the fascination with the Ks??? I honest to God don’t give a flying fuck about any of them, but why do other people care? None of them actually DO anything that I can think of, other than have cameras follow them around all the time and call it entertaining TV. Not being snarky, just really don’t…

I’m more offended by Kylie’s well-defined camel toe. How are you gonna sit down in church with denim all up your vulva? OW.

We’re opposites, sort of. I’m from Mobile and ended up in Oakland. I hated Mobile so much, so so much. I quizzed every transplant I came in contact with on how they were so unfortunate to have ended up in Mobile. Were you a convict on the run, did you lose a bet? How did you end up in Satan’s infected armpit?

Hi, I live in Seattle and I hand-craft artisanal hatred for it.

I just moved to Palo Alto from NYC(although I grew up 2 hours north of SF) and it’s honestly very strange. Beautiful, but strange. I walked into an actual robot store on University Ave the other day. There were no people in the store, just robots, and one sales associate robot that greeted me and following me around…

me n my 7-yr-old shelter kitty browsing jezzy