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If only I had money for a startup and a patent. *Le sigh*

Ksssssssssssssss

I know. I would be too, but I was trying to look for a silver lining.

Lightsaber condom. The base would be a vibrating cock ring which would make the clang noise upon contact with the other person.

You know, you probably proved the point of how irritating it is to not be referred to by your proper gender title (if you choose to have one).

Loofah? I don't use them because I think they're disgustingly dirty and breeding grounds for filth and bacteria. If I had them, I would wash them regularly, but the only washcloths I use are for my face before bed.

So. Would. I.

I lived with a makeup artist for a while. The things she could do to my face shape would make anyone think I'd gone under the knife.

Seriously. Good thing I was sitting down as I read that.

Glad I'm not the only one who refuses to use a washcloth. I don't get it...you're soaping so it's gonna be clean when you are done.

Read: Diamonds as engagement tools/worth.

Your cousin is awesome. Hi-five to her!

As a fellow science-lover, I will do my duty and continue sexing it up with my fellow. Thank me later, science.

They're probably calculating from his book sales and his celebrity endorsements.

They have animal rescue operations for every type of animal alive. While some may end up in a situation requiring rescue, it is not common for purebred animals to be in those situations. People tend to value things they pay money for, for right or wrong.

I think these guys agree :)

There's nothing wrong with people breeding dogs if it's done properly.

Look, I get it. There are unwanted everythings in this world. There are also people with a want or a need for a specific type of dog which has been refined over many, many, many years.

sloth pile!