I remember making a list of the various ways which I could feasibly kill myself. The kids I knew were so horrible to me between 6th and 9th grade. Much of it ended by the end of 8th grade, but I had kids put clip art notes in my locker saying "we're so sorry you're so fat slow and stupid" with images of whales and…

I had figured that there was no Santa, but wasn't certain until I found receipts from my mom's giant pile of papers when I was about 9 or 10. After I brought it up, Santa became surprise gifts for people.

Personally, I think this is worse than evolution. Santa is an outright lie. At least evolution has some scientific backing.

Why would you be surprised they didn't mention it? They're clearly going for shock value (and praying most people have no idea about snake molts.)

Bismuth!!!! I have a cute little pyramid that I bought yeeeeears ago at a rock and mineral show. Right next to it is my tiny box of malachite/azurite :D

If you were dating my sister, this would bankrupt you.

Ahahahahaha.... funny how that works, eh?

Something like that...

Jeeeeeeeesus I feel old.

I'm laughing so hard I think I just ruptured something...

What about the days of AIM or ICQ?!?!?!

I read that too. Guess it should be bedtime?

Seriously. I'm gutted. Poor lady...

Jesus. Hearted. This is fucking terrifying me right now....

Could be. I'm not sure what category my mom's friend falls in. I don't think she's blind, but she's wheelchair bound when she goes outside and she also claims she's crazy.

Well I'm glad you're one of the outliers. And glad for your GF + family. I asked about the kids because in almost every family I personally know, the women are primarily responsible for housekeeping as well as child rearing.

As far as I know, they're supposed to be stalwart while working. When they're off duty (home) they can be idiot nutballs as much as they want.

Dude, for some reason I was giggle-sobbing. It's not even shark week. Wtf!

Yeeeeeah, I'm Northern as in "Almost Canada, Eh?" We don't have public transport, much less subways (unless you want a sandwich!)

Better get some protective eyewear, ladies!