Good luck! If it makes you feel any better, I just moved my mother's entire temporary-living-space full of stuff into her new place with just her, my boyfriend, and me. I gave her my old couch and had to maneuver the heavy gigantic beast through the apt and down stairs (she crushed my hand in the process) but we got…

I know a guy who fills that to a T. He's constantly whining about how lonely he is, yet will NOT heed any of my dating advice. If he's not busy talking about himself, he is showering the girl with unnecessary compliments. To the point she gets weirded out.

PLEASE SAY YOU GOT PICS!!!

Kevin Bacon, is that you?

I do not have children, but my boyfriend's sister does. Her youngest got Dora things for xmas (she loves the show). It really drives me nuts to see a sea of Dora or other characters in the cheap section of a clothing store. I'm not even sure there was anything that WASN'T licensed wear there.

AND!!!! the dress!!

Either that, or something stupid covered in Dora the Explorer or some other nonsense. Ugh.

I constantly have to worry if my moles/skin freckles are baby cancer. I am extremely fair-skinned (thanks, Dad!) with a slight olive complexion (thanks, Mom for your Native American!) which means I usually fry like a lobster my first outing into the sun and then I'm golden all year. Growing up in a rural area, I was…

They're never going to get teens to care whether or not tanning will kill them. Teens usually never think they're susceptible to death. (This is why army recruiters come to high schools to get new recruits.)

It's interesting to reflect upon both issues brought up here. I really don't think that the image given was to challenge gender norms, (then again, some women wouldn't honestly care if wearing heels caused their legs to fall off- they would still wear them) but rather to experience what it is like to be in those…

How creative must one be in order to find said inadvertent manpart reveals?

I promise! No auto-tune!

I really hope he does something good with this. Like campaigning for equal rights now.

I thought the tone overall was sarcasm.

It's something that's not screaming "DOOM!! DOOM!!! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" like Ms. Bitters.

I'll be sure to throw band paraphernalia your way :D

My mom got one at salvy for ten bucks. Apparently NNY is full of antifashionistas.

A motivating factor in my quitting soda. I was a DC queen. Or Diet Dr. Pepper...

(Un)Luckily for me, caffeine has almost zero effect on me. I can drink gallons of cola or coffee, take nodoz and I get nothing but sort of sleepy. (And I have to piss like a racehorse..) No shakes, no grand euphoric rush...nothing. I've been told that my family metabolizes caffeine differently from the rampant ADHD…

I worked at a state park, fortunately not on the cleaning crew. Apparently shitting in the showers are par for the course. Oh, and the guys on the crew called the metal boxes "lunchboxes."