"Please more period in the wild posts."

I will screech horribly at failed attempts at singing! <3

My PP has a rainbow sticker above the handle. That's where most of my gay friends go for checkups and testing.

Sometimes it's for the best...

I wonder what the big insurance companies have to say about all that.

I might flee to Cali if this crap keeps up.

Annnnnnd the anti-choicer legislation barrels on:

Seriously, JUST ONCE would I like to see someone turn down a man for a Viagra prescription on moral grounds.

I was bullied until I hit back. (She threw the first punch, though) I learned to stand up for myself.

"Help! ME!!!" (I can just picture a Seth Green voiceover.)

Well somebody has to do something with all that singing furniture and dishes nonsense.

You know, that's also a very good point. I'm sure the nearest "city" of mine would have places, but again, I've never heard them advertised. I will, however, keep that in mind :)

Is it too early to pretend tree allergies? :D

I live in northern NY, so I'm really not even sure where I'd go around here to get it done. It's a cow town type place. I'm sure there's salons somewhere, but I don't know of anyone who uses services like that...

Or anything on VH1 that starts with "I Love the ______'s"

It's a good cry, though. I'm suffering from an indoor rain-on-my-face right now from watching it, so....

It's a little-known Chia-pet of sharp objects. I hear they sell them at only the most upscale of flea markets.

I'm covered in bruises. I hurt.

I think that's the soundest advice ever given. But....is it really all that comfortable to show your netherbits to someone?

I've been playing DA2 on the PS3. The new battle mechanics are SO. MUCH. EASIER. (And cooler, IMO) I've been unable to finish it (got it the day it came out) because I've been busy and I've been procrastinating on it, just a little bit. I don't really like how they reused the dungeon maps over and over and over again,…