Or perhaps tried to pull a fast one...

Ageism and flapper style Hooters. Lovely.

My dad wore one that he kept from his first marriage into his second one (with my mom). Granted, he was only married from like 18-23 with his first wife, I doubt he wanted to spend all that much on his new marriage.

*Adding*

The next time someone does this around me, do you mind if I borrow the smug line? I think it's good to show someone what an asshat they're being...

My aunt comes extremely close to that. She's 5'6" and weighs about 106 lbs.

It's because her face is no longer lovely and her breasts are sagging.

My mother had personal property being stored in a barn at her former residence. She had to move suddenly last summer and is looking for more permanent home than staying with her mother and two brothers at the family homestead. We just recently found out that someone (a former quasi neighbor of ours) broke in and stole…

*whistles*

Edit: Damn it. Not working.

QFE.

Really? I see a LOT of Gavin in him.

I noticed at least one is from tshirthell.com, which is a sickly amusing site, but nothing I would ever buy for children. The adult shirts...maybe as a gag gift. Some are funny, some are disgusting.

I can't make out the price. How much is it?

2 is called "The Shocker". Fingering technique done to a woman. Two fingers in the vagina, one in the sphincter.

In other news, California is broke and is looking for easy ways to get money via fines.

Only as long as it makes its way up to the nether regions of northern NY in the process...

Yeah, but she's gotta be out there being a real wonder woman instead of just pretending.

No! Don't go to the cabbage patch! I heard there's a nasty death fight between the cabbages and storks over teh babehs..

What hair, these days?