Wonderteen Christian is also the name of the most dominant high school basketball program in Texas this year.

Come on LU, man up and pay the kid. If he disclosed that he was a high school bench warmer and you still let him participate, that’s your fault. I’m sure your insurance policy for such promotions won’t pay, so take it out of your “entertainment” budget. If you don’t, you’ll lose anyway and the kid’s attorney will grab…

Gritty dude. Hard-nosed. Plays to win and never backs down. Kinda guy you want on your side.

I think most of what I use to believe in was broken by this election - probably permanently broken.

Yes, just keep employing those false equivalencies for Obama and Trump.

*Speaking in a feigned British accent*: Actually, the proper term is sacked. Bob Bradley was sacked by-*gets murdered, deserves it*

I really thought this would just be a link to Trump’s Twitter account.

I think it’s kind of sad how he sidelined his own best judgment in deference to a figure of authority, an authority whose own judgment is not to be questioned, and it cost him his own better interests while only furthering the narrow interests of the organization that authority represents.

Think again. The ghost of Tom Landry has never lost a game.

They literally released it during a game so the fan base would be distracted. If they win they don’t want to kill the buzz with bad news and if they lose they don’t want to read more bad news.

They are the evolution of soulless P.R. I sadly see some places copying them in this way instead of in a “we shouldn’t have a…

BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

His punishment will almost certainly be a lifetime ban from Blue Jays games. Or, if he has a really good lawyer, he’ll get a lifetime ban from Blue Jays and Leafs games.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

I for one salute his pro-Harambe activism.

You don’t really get mama jokes, do you?

As a grown-ass man, there are still times where a good “yo mama” joke plays nicely. This is one such time. Well done.

The point was the media would all pick it up and show it to the nation while saying “Oh that crazy genius Jim Harbaugh, what monkeyshines will he think of next.” And he can sleep well tonight after getting off on the fact that, whether he wins or loses, he’ll be having his dick collectively sucked by the sports media…

if it gets them to stop playing anthem at sporting events, then I put it in the win column