I wouldn’t wish anything bad on Abbott, god forbid. But if he drops dead from a sudden brain hemorrhage, I hope it’s on-camera so I can Tivo it, make popcorn, and watch it over and over again.

Well, maybe he’ll come back in his next life as a lowly centipede.  Unless he already is one?

There is just no way in hell that I'm going to watch this video, so let's just assume it is entirely about Justified and move along.

Anyone who cares would rather forget about this assclown.

You expect to hear this from wealthy, entitled assholes, so this tracks.

That exact same argument has been used for decades (if not centuries) to keep out some “undesired” class, whether it be Blacks, Jews, or poor people. It’s a bullshit argument. Aesthetics are not more important than people.

The fact that people care about celebrities is the reason the Academy Awards are broadcast in the first place. But there are always people that act like these awards should reflect popular opinion, for some reason. And I’m not saying the Academy is blameless in this; the “Nominated for X number of Academy Awards” is…

It pretty clearly seems to being suggesting the exact opposite of what they claim it does.

He’ll be reunited with the girl he raped and killed in 1990.

RIP Bob Saget. Let the final word about him be that he absolutely did not rape and kill a girl in 1990. 

He’s sucking dick for crack in Heaven now.

A bigot agrees with a bigot. News at Eleven.

That’s not exactly feasible since she still gets royalties from the TERF Wizard Movies.

I’m coming at this as a book-reader, but I don’t think it’s fair to call Rand’s behavior toxic masculinity. I think it more reflects that, ultimately, Rand and Egwene want different things for their lives.

A lot can be said about Anne Rice. But I’ll

Rice seemed to have a perpetually adolescent mindset to her, constantly making declarative lifestyle changes, and then making equally declarative breaks with them. The south sucks, I’m moving to California! I’m reclaiming my roots and moving back to New Orleans! Actually fuck that, back to California! I’m a Christian…

You heard it first, here at the The/V Club.

She wrote some of my favorites, such as A Witching Hour, A Vampire Lestat, Memnoch Is A Devil, The Tale of A Body Thief, and Queen of Some Damned.

There were lesser works of course. Christ, Some Lord out of Egypt was pretty boring, and I could never get into the Slumbering Beauty stuff. Too much spanking.

Why do people ask how hard is it for a 5'8" man to kiss a 5' 10" woman but don’t ask how hard is it for a 5'8" woman to kiss a 5' 10" man?  Seems like basic physics would suggest each would be equally easy to pull off.

Abortion is a tough topic in this country.