“When I got a Furby for Christmas when I was 5" - reading this from my grave now, thanks

OK - Dora the Explorer doll.

Was this funnier in your head?  

at first I was in awe. I fed it with my fingers, I tried to teach it English, I rubbed its fluffy belly. But I grew weary the more unresponsive and autonomous it became, to the point where I resented it, especially whenever it woke up, unprompted

I LIVE

Back before the kinjapocalypse, there used to be a page that listed all of the old running columns, like ‘My Year of Flops’ or ‘Inventory’ (that one is still running I believe). Like, there used to be a page that just said, ‘Interview’, ‘Random Roles’,’Inventory’,’My Year of Flops’. Does that exist anymore? Is there…

In this era of reboots, you can’t blame a site for trying to keep things fresh: Today we launch our redesigned homepage, which we hope you’ll like way more than Baby Nut. “I hate change!” you may protest. We get it. But we swear this shiny new homepage provides you all the A.V. Club stories you want, just more of it…

he still might. don’t underestimate thousands of millions of dollars.

“How could this happen in America?”

I'm a couple clicks below advocating it.  People who abuse the justice system for personal profit are the worst kind of traitors in my book though.  And further victimizing battered women doesn't win many brownie points in my book either.

Because the taxpayer giving money to a private corporation to run jails and prisons are a thing, there are incentives up and down the chain for all of what you’ve described to happen.  This is on top of the general cruelty abusers and enablers extend to victims, particularly to those who are not in a financial or…

It’s known as the “Uncle Junior” defense.

So what happens now? He’s jailed awaiting sentencing? wonder how long that will last.

The criminal justice system is utterly unconcerned with protecting or assisting victims. It is solely concerned with producing punishment for offenses against law and order. The end product the criminal justice system is designed to manufacture is convictions. Victims are just an input in that process, to be used and…

I’m confused. You make fun of her for suggesting love could solve the worlds problems. But this site also points out fairly often how Trump wasn’t loved by his dad and most of his more awful behavior clearly reflects that. Seems like a lot of the worlds problems could be attributed to shitty human actions from shitty…

If Warren does nothing else but destroy Bloomberg's candidacy, she will have performed a great service to the country. 

Rich supporting the rich while the rest of the average population gets stuck with the bills and laws that don’t support them

“...the city people wanted to live in.” 

Reminder: when you voice support for a brokered convention, you’re really supporting this guy’s efforts to buy off the Dem party apparatus and install him as the nominee. That’s not hyperbole, it’s his actual strategy.

Class solidarity, the rich have it, do you?