Were this any other president pissing away valuable time on this, I would want to tell them to get back to work. But with Trump, perhaps the less time he spends on what he thinks leading the nation is, the better.

Someone should remind Fox & Friends to mention that Trump has fewer Oscars than Obama, Spike, Jordan Peele and Kobe.

That motherfucker’s never seen Gone With The Wind.

Exactly. Churches can make up whatever fictional nonsense they want.

To claim it’s a sin is par for the course for pretty much every Abrahamic denomination today, hence why the pro-Lifers are almost unanimously religious: because the ultimate evidence they have is that their respective religious leaders insist that’s the doctrine of Capital G. Love the Vonnegut profile pic, by the way!

Right. The Church has a right to declare sins wherever they like, and we have the right to go right on ignoring them.

The church has an absolute right to call abortion a sin - that doesn’t mean that it’s right, it means that the church is a bigoted, racist, homophobic institution that has no place in modern, civilised society.

A bold stance in Trump’s America.

I think it falsely implies her murder only matters because she once dated Carey.

Don’t worry, nothing bad has ever happened when a Voorhies is bullied and abandoned by their peer group. 

So the second letter is basically asking what’s happening when a guy who said he loves you but who has a girlfriend and at least two other mistresses stops touching you except to let you give him oral sex every so often? I . . . really hope that this letter is fake, because otherwise the degree of low self-esteem on…

Also, Don’t You Want Me Baby unintentionally creepy? In what universe?

Generally speaking, if someone is mad that a kid doesn’t know an artist who peaked before they were born, you can just read it as “I dislike this reminder of time’s slow but unyielding march toward my death.”

a sadist in scrubs dubbed “Dr. Torture”

There are some decent-to-good horror movies that are PG-13. Drag Me To Hell, the Insidious movies, A Quiet Place, and The Others were all PG-13. Depends on what you’re looking for, but a PG-13 rating doesn’t automatically kill a horror movie.

They’re really fucking bonkers.

Huh, I’m the opposite, I’d trust a Dowd opinion over most other reviewers. Plus this thing looked awful.

I’m struggling to think of a more depressing hypothetical than actually having to vote for Mike Bloomberg over Trump.

this is my favorite kind of review because it really brings out the ‘hey don’t be mean to the movie!’ crowd. your emotional reaction to this review will be stronger than any you get from the movie! 

Ah, the D plus, the gentlemen’s F, as in ‘Fuck me, I’ve wasted 100 minutes watching Sonic The Hedgehog’...