Think of it as ‘Job, Internet’ and it makes a lot more sense.

//Unlike most of us, however, Portman had the opportunity to make a statement about these egregious oversights on the Oscars red carpet last night.//

Wearing names embroidered on her dress was LITERALLY the least she could do.  

Those “zings” would have a lot more oomph if her production company had ever hired a female director not named Natalie Portman.

The Lighthouse not winning for cinematography is pretty much my only big disappointment of the night. 

Right, because Hollywood is always so keen to learn a lesson and do absolutely anything in an upward motion besides failing.

Yeah, and I also remember when those comments weren’t full of greyed-out trolls and hypersensitive children.

Strangely, it's still Disqus's fault. This time for not being here.

But isn’t he cute now when he paints paintings, makes goofy faces at the camera and gives Michelle Obama breath mints? Tee hee!

The Onion called it 4 days *before* George Bush the (even) lesser took office for his *sigh* first term.

As longs as Democrats hold the House, that’ll kill any impeachment effort in the cradle. But I do worry that Republicans will just flip the arguments they just made about Trump, and adopt a policy of immediately impeaching any Democrat president when they have control of the House.

“Based on lack of evidence”? I’m pretty certain that’s not why he was acquitted. Any uncompromised jury in the country would have convicted a regular criminal based solely on what Trump and he’s team straight-up admitted to.

Listen, for almost a decade all that was needed to quell minimum of half the Democratic voters was to shout, “9/11!”.

Nancy Pelosi blocked Bush’s impeachment because it would’ve implicated her. She knew about and supported Enhanced Interrogation Techniques (torture) many years before we all found out about it through the ‘Senate Intelligence Committee report on CIA Torture’ (The Torture Report).

Also officially joining the cast: James Corden

That Night of the Living Dead one is bizarre...

Yeah, I’m not a monster because I personally support gay rights and reproductive rights; I’m just willing to throw the LGBTQ community and women under the bus for sweet sweet tax cuts. 

None of which addresses the fact that every author surveyed for the project was white

Maybe, and I know this may sound preposterous, all those authors who weren’t 21st century Americans can’t be judged as if they were 21st century Americans. Trying to discern racial politics in the lack of racial descriptions in a play (which is all dialogue anyway) set in Medieval Italy and meant to be performed in…

Seriously. Like, I know kinja happened but at the same time - what the hell happened?