No amount of footage, clips or interviews can convince me this is an actual show and not some 30 Rock joke come to life.

Yeah, plus it would’ve been a terrible message to the audience (ie, damaged people are just fundamentally broken, cannot be helped, and will eventually destroy themselves). Nah, man. That would have been horribly cynical and hopeless. I loved this ending. I can definitely see why it’s going to irk some, but it worked…

I don’t want to be one of those people who mocks something just because Taylor Swift is involved, but she made her fortune writing snarky earwigs about her ex-dating partners, most of whom weren’t famous enough to fight back. I kind of hate that she spent most of her career being vapid, but now doesn’t want to be seen…

D. All of the above, followed by “i hope ivanka is wearing a short skirt the next time i see her”

I take this to mean basically that she supports intervening to end the pregnancies of any women who aren’t Christian and white, which does seem to be the direction that the current administration’s immigration policy is going 

I think it was just Schwimmer trying to say that he has no fucking interest in a reunion show and stop asking him, but in a way that wouldn’t piss people off. He was wrong. It’s 2020 and everything that anyone says pisses people off.

Jeez, the guys makes an offhand comment that if you reboot the show, make it diverse, and because there was a show about black people who were friends two decades ago, people are angry? Can you imagine the outrage if someone suggested you couldn’t do a sitcom with a diverse cast because they made one twenty years ago?

One of my closest friends kissed me while very drunk, told his female partner, and now he’s not allowed to see me anymore, even in group settings.

You: Lol at the mistake! What a moron!

I loved it when I was a teenager. As an adult, though, I realized that the “oppressive society” that McMurphy rebels against is actually structured to protect everyone from people like McMurphy.

Heart of Darkness and The Pearl are both very short and not at all boring. The Scarlett Letter isn’t long.

Anywhere self-published books are sold. About 80% of them either Destiny Boobjob or Me Turned D&D Campaign Into Punishingly Long Book!

It’s a book filled with Puritans that takes a very non-Puritan point of view.

The Scarlet Letter is not puritanical. Anyone who characterizes it as such has clearly not actually read it.

(Sorry, but I really don’t get all the hate for The Scarlet Letter.)

The Scarlet letter is not puritanical! The puritanical people are the villains in The Scarlet Letter. Hester Prynne is the heroine and she emerges victorious and happy in the end. Sheesh people. Actually read the damn book. It’s not that long. You can knock it off in an afternoon.

I just copy/pasted the text from project Gutenberg into word and came up with 63 pages. If that’s too long for someone, I’m not sure I’m going to them for book recommendations.

Most cats arent actually like that despite what popular culture and memes suggest. Suggesting all cats are like that is abotu as accurate as the suggestion that all women are bad drivers. Its just a bad joke thats become accepted as truth.

I mean, it’s recognitions. Did you expect anything different from him? 

Fuck you, buddy.