Ignatiy was on fire with this one. You can feel the acid dripping off that whole first sentence.

Hess, eh...

Point taken, sadly.

I still think Bush was worse. Probably Reagan too. As disgusting a creature as he is, Trump is not (yet) responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths.

I don’t want to live in a world where a lady can’t even mail used panties freely.

Every now and then I remember Crash (the bad one) won that Oscar and I’m sad all over again. What a piece of shit.

Holy shit, that dude is a trip. Imagine wasting your time defending the honor of fucking Quibi on avclub.com.

We require video evidence.

It’s one of the best films of the 2000s. Got robbed at the Oscars that year.

Judging from the tone of this article, I guess they ran out of ad money for AV Club, huh?

The sweet smell of payola in the morning.

Still working my way through Nioh 2 at a slow and bumbling pace. I think I’ve been killed by Gakis more than anything else. I did manage to beat Big Snek yesterday after dying to him about ten times. Felt pretty awesome!

The Pacific Northwest is an exceptionally beautiful area. We lived there for a while when my dad was in the military. I loved it. I would move back there in a heartbeat, but it’s all way too expensive there now.

Me either. It’s my favorite sex act by far.

Oral comes standard.

All you dudes out there that won’t go down on your women should take that first letter as an object lesson.

It really wasn’t that gradual.

I would give anything to have Meloni playing both Elliot and Chris Keller in the same show.

Why would you put this evil image out into the world.

To this day, my dad still refers to Shelley Duvall as “Olive Oyl.” For the longest time I didn’t know what the hell he was talking about and just thought he was making a weird comparison. I finally ended up seeing this movie one night and realized that he wasn’t comparing her to a cartoon.