Haven’t been around in a while, how better to reintroduce myself than throwing around vulgarities!

As some of you know (mainly those in the FB chat, or those of you that are friends with me on Snapchat) I will be undergoing a fairly significant surgery on Friday. I have a birth defect called “Pectus Excavatum,” basically an indentation in the chest.

This is all corn. Because Iowa.

I recently saw the post over on Lifehacker about Elliot’s bag in Mr. Robot, and thought it would be interesting to show what I carry around from day to day. The contents of this bag all came together during the summer when I was picking strawberries, coaching tennis, managing a pool, lifeguarding, detailing cars, and…

Greetings Oppo, I hope this post finds you in good health, and with all your head-gaskets intact.

Caleb idea #001

..BUT NOT CALI WHERE I AM.

With the retirement of Benjamin Rolland, I have no choice but to end my campaign of opposition. It is with heavy heart I announce that I will be stepping down as resistance leader, and moving on to a more...exciting project. Godspeed, theLOUDMUSIC. May your mortal enemy arise to the occasion.

It’s been a while, how are you all? I’ve got a psychiatrist appointment tomorrow morning, and then head out to Kansas City for a week! Just checking in on you guys, stay excellent.

Only took two and a half years.

Join me here over my lunch break. Password is “Miata.”

Look, I know we don’t always appreciate political posts here (or Gawker), but I have to share. Details after the jump.

What is your favorite exterior detail of your car?

What does make a good first bike?