All I can find on the Apple App Store for this is a game called Robot Unicorn Attack 3. That’s where the link in this article goes, that’s what’s featured among new apps in the store, and the screenshots seem to be of the same game. Did they go and change the name after you reviewed it?

You call Master Quest “a GameCube version of Ocarina of Time with reverse dungeons and a much higher difficulty,” but there’s nothing “reverse” about Master Quest unless you’re playing the version that’s unlockable on 3DS’s Ocarina of Time, where they mirrored the whole game like they did for Twilight Princess on Wii.…

Poké-Transporter will download from the eShop servers, but it’s not listed there, and won’t come up in a search. The only way to access it is via the Pokémon Bank main menu, because it has no purpose except in relation to Pokémon Bank.

If only there was a way for you to play Lego Dimensions. Alas.

If you previously had the Poke-Transporter app downloaded, then you might have to do what I did and delete/redownload it. The original version was just for importing from Black/White games. Your 3DS might eventually notify you that there’s an update for it, but that can take days sometimes, and you don’t have to wait…

I think they wanted us to think that. I did. But look again. There are a few clips of Skyrim in there.

Never allow a party of more than 3 hunters? It’s been 4 in every game I’ve played.

Isn’t this article glossing over the notion in the patch notes that apparently there are now two current versions of the “Nearby” system UI? One for most of us, and one that’s a “variation” being tested with a “subset of users?” What will this subset see? Has anyone seen it yet?

You forgot to mention the name of the parody band, or anything else about them, until your postscript. You mention videos without making it clear which band made them.

I LOVE Nikki’s Puzzling Pictures. I think it's better than Bowzilla.

You joke about this level being deleted, but that’s actually something some of us were wondering about on the Mario Maker subreddit.

What are you, other than laughable?

I remember years ago, every Kotaku article about Pokémon had an inexplicably snide, “I don’t get it” kind of tone. It was successful enough that anyone would have to admit that merit existed, but they just couldn’t scrape up a staff member to write about the franchise with respect it. It was annoying to look at, and…

Correction: 84 stages. Not 34.

This is fucking Picross. The biggest Picross puzzle I've ever seen, but still just Picross. A Pokémon version of this game came out last week.

I see you still haven’t figured out that Devastator has wrists.

Of all the Soulcalibur characters, they pick Natsu. That is not great.

Is the Mother 3 edition supposed to have that discoloration around the buttons, or did someone just love the bejeezus out of that specimen?

It’s a sequel. A sequel that is uncommonly good at standing alone, but a sequel nonetheless.

continuation = sequel